About Me

December 27th, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

randy hanceI am a tower climber, computer nerd, and daddy. I enjoy long walks on the beach and clubbing baby seals. I am a snowboarder, and I’m pretty damn good at it. I love music. I have some amazing friends.  I love vietnamese food, hooters, and funny hats. More useless facts and self absorbed exaggerations coming soon!

 

 

 

My Social Side

 

My Gamer Side

  • steam is: ob5355
  • xbox live gamer tag: ob5355
  • wii friend code:4337 0568 1463 6836
  • ffxi: obsess(on garuda)  retired

Fun Quotes

  • “If you’re worried about getting a job–or keeping one–start a company of your own. By doing so, you’ll reap the rewards of your hard work and you’ll only get fired if you fail. This is the land of opportunity. Live in it.” – Bruce Campbell
  • “Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…” – Terry Pratchett
    1. UNCLE BILL
      April 27th, 2009 at 21:37 | #1
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      Hey
      dude, luv yer site. hows baby doin? havent heard from you. hope to here from you soon. You and your girl take care and spoil that baby girl for me. You know she is the first girl born in the family since your mom and aunt wanda. well got to go luv to all three

    2. Jess the Great
      June 30th, 2009 at 15:15 | #2
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      fucker; where you been?! you don’t return my calls and treat me like a creepy step-uncle who gave you the crabs… you gotta call me some time, since you won’t return my calls\txts >.>

      … Okay so I texted you twice… STILL, damn man, how hard does a lonely obsessed twitchy (and single) man have to try?

      Oh, you didn’t hear. Tiff is getting kicked to the road; I’m getting a divorce >.>

      Anyways… you know the drill. Peace.

      -Jess, the Great

    3. The Righteous
      July 26th, 2009 at 20:54 | #3
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      You hear a flutter in the distance…could be lifestar transporting an accident victim…could be your local news agency…or…it could be your Emergency Action / Dynamic Entry team, long distance sniper, ground combatives instructor, massive casualty response shield man, and childhood friend coming to see you.

      I know…lots of dangling participles and eplipsi in that poor excuse for a sentence…but i do what i want to.

      Glad you called the other day fuck nuts!